So I was trying to be all nice telling my little sister that our previous dog had ran away. But she simply replies “dead.” Dayum scary shit.
Me and Joshie beat Jude and Cody at pong today. Most accomplished day of my life (:
Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned
Shiettt I fucked up on this shit. But no matter. This month I learned that I’m not as indifferent as I say I am. I actually do suffer from the same things others do. I used to think like pshawww whatever fuck it. But now that I look back, little things do actually bother me :O. Also I learned that I’m not a beast when it comes to drugs xP
I GOT !!!!!!!
Back the 1/5 of my soul that Jude had hahaha fuck you niggaaa!!!!
I’m at my piano recital right now. Its at a church. As I walk into the church I see one of those ash tray bins with cigarettes inside. Smoker church ftw !!
Day 26- What you think about your friends
I think the world of my friends. That’s all you need to know. By the way I won my first 2 pong games today (:
Day 25- A description of what you did today in...
So I woke up today like fuuuuckkk schoooool. Showered and got ready pretty quickly. Went downstairs and put a blueberry waffle in the toaster. Mom comes down and hands me an envelope from the DMV. Fuck yeah !! Got my license in the mail in the morning fshoooo. Then my dad comes down like woah you’re already ready ? I’m just like yeahhh btw dad can w adopt some dogs ? And...
I FUCKING SAW
AN ASIAN WORKING AT CHIPOTLE PUAHAHAHA
Day 24- A letter to your parents
Hey parents, I’m really sorry that I’m such a fuck up. I mean you invested, in a way, alot in me but it seems that you lost it all when you look at me. I don’t mean to sound cocky but I know I had potential. I could’ve stayed in Troy IB, went to a good college, started making bank and just support you so you wouldn’t have to work as hard as you did to raise our...
FUCKING OLD PEOPLE
Some old btiches are soo dam stubborn ! I told her that shit was pork but she fucking insisted that it was beef. It wasn’t until she went to get the “pork” and it turned out to be fucking beef. I fucking told her ! Does she think stupid or some shit ? Fuckk
Day 22- What makes you different from everyone...
Umm this is a toughie. Maybe my amazing intuition. Or perhaps my uncanny knack of forseeing trouble. Possibly even my dashingly good looks. All that aside, haha yeah that was a joke. Something that makes me different is like my piercings ? Umm yeah can’t really think of much else. Someone give me a hand ! :P
Me and Jude just had a fucking conversation about vaginas and eating out using facebook emotes as characters lol. In the end everyone was arrested for beastiality or some shit like that and the nigga died and went to heaven. WAIT ! That’s wrong wtf Jude we fucked up…
Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/being...
Lol funny shit. I can’t really imagine myself being with anyone, especially marriage. Shit just seems so far off, shit like that ain’t for me. I’m sure I’ll meet “the one” and get married fuck alot and whatnot but I can’t really see that right now. Can’t even see myself with a girl right now or in the near future lol. Weird ehh ? :P
Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have them
Ddonkko cause my name is Dongho. Sexyi cause I’m sexy and my last name is yi lol. Comus cause I’m the god of festivity and nightly dalliances.
So here I am at Rancho Oso. Fucking horrible drive up. Wasn’t in the best of moods. Ate The Habit waaaay too fast and got a stomach ache. Great! Took alka seltzer and ko’ed in a RV. WTF. This fucking ranch makes people sleep in rvs awesome -_-. Oh beauty mark. Yeah well the sofa was maaaad hard so didn’t get too good of a sleep so I’m tiredd. Went horseback riding. Shit...
Goodbye Pismo Beach
So I woke up today tired as shit but dragged myself out of bed, ate a free breakfast :D and went out to rent an ATV. It was pretty fun once I got used to it but I ate shit and almost fucked up but I didn’t cause I’m cool. So then I drove to Solvang. Like an hour drive. Not too bad. Saw an ostrich farm on the way lol. Pretty cute little town Solvang is puahaha. Now I’m walking...
Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have
Hmm. I don’t really have any specific plans, dreams or goals but in a nutshell I guess itd be to be successful in whatever I decide to do. Meet good people, support a family possibly in the future and to just make a good impression on the world. Ya’know ? Just kinda change the world for the better. In any small way, shape or form