so my dad opens the front door to a duo of trick or treaters. we’re just like oh shit we no got no candy. so we like ravage our pantry to find some goodies but all we had that we could give was the remainder of my chewy bars, 2. then we’re like TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. and my dad suggests that we should’ve given them bananas loll
So my dad put some wasabi on a kimbab with spicy tuna on it. My mom was like too hot ! Meaning it was too spicy for my little sister. And then annah started blowing on it thinking she meant temperature hot puahaha
Oh how words sound alike
(In Korean) Dad: did you exercise ? Me: no… Wait did I poo ? Dad: no… Exercise… Me: oh… No… Exercise and poo sound pretty similar in korean… In my opinion…..
Sogom, soGOM. Oh, nevermind… Salt….– Annah
Way of the Trojan
Lol just passed a street called trojan way. Yes, I’m immature
10, 9, 7– Annah
Dad: did you come home just to take a shit ? Me: yeah…….
Don’t send your soldier in without a helmet.– Andy Jo
Me and my dad were drinking some 17 cha. As he was reading the ingredients, he noticed that one of the ingredients were supposed to supply lots of calcium and iron. But as he looked at the nutrition facts it showed calcium 0% and iron 0%. So like wtf mann
Lol so !
My sister knocks out while watching tv and I’m on the other couch reading a book, next to the tv. When she awakens, she looks at me and asks, “what did I miss?” Lol just thought that was cute :P
Day 30- Who are you?
I’m me mother fucker !
Thank you for the coke !– My Father
You’re not Southern California, you’re freaking Mexico.– Michael Jude Huang